Welcome to LifeAsPaul.com

Hurray! If you’re reading this, it means you’ve successfully found your way to my blog, or unfortunately stumbled across it in a drunken stupor. Either way, enjoy your stay. Or don’t. I really don’t care!

Normally this is where I’d introduce myself, but I may at some point decide to just write a page about the exciting individual that is Paul Ritter. To avoid wasting time, I think I’ll skip over the introductions.

Anyways, I am Paul, and this is my new blog. I say new because I’ve had a crapload more of these damn things in the past, all which have fallen into a state of disrepair due to my sheer apathy towards what others think. It’s ok, once you get past my sarcasm and cynics you’ll learn that I’m not such a bad guy…or you won’t, again, I really don’t care.

As far as this blog goes, I just started it yesterday, and it may take me awhile to finish installing themes & plugins before I can update it regularly. Anyways, that’s my schpeel for now, I look forward to your ignorant and irrelevant comments, so don’t be shy! Tell your friends, noobs.