Fuck You, Crispy Crunch Commercial

As promised, my next entry is entirely dedicated to the bullshit on TV. Now, this post essentially vents all my anger and hatred towards the new Crispy Crunch commercial, which I’m sure you’ve all seen (I don’t understand how one could possibly avoid witnessing this gigantic steaming bowl of elephant piss, but just in case you’re one of those lucky few individuals, you can find the commercial here so that you’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about).

Now, first of all, you should understand that almost as soon as I see this commercial appear on my TV screen, I instantly have a craving to punch a nearby baby, preferably one that’s already crying and/or shitting itself (why would I want to punch a happy baby?). And no, I’m not a baby-racist, I’m not a baby-hater. But guess what? That’s just how much I hate this commercial. Basically, it’s some old geezer trying to hypnotize me into remembering Crispy Crunch. Well I have news for you, creepy old man…hypnotize this (*waves two middle fingers in the air*)! (more…)